answer my questions lol? its your secret admirer lol
Not until you come off anon!! 😝
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
[source: part 1, part 2]
In Australia, call 13 11 14
In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354
In the US, call 1 800 273 8255
In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41
when you’re in trouble there are four options:
stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent
apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)
defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back
answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)
like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything
then get yelled at for crying
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
what is happening here
how does one turn their emotions off
Okay so first go to settings
I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first
halloween is soon
Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
Imagine person A of your otp wins an award, and person B is standing in the crowd beaming with pride
I don’t really have to imagine this one.
neither do i
I think the Merlin-fandom wins this one…
is that a fucking tear in Bradley’s eye???
that’s a fucking tear in his eye
"Tattoos look bad when youre old…"
"Tattoos arent sexy when youre old…"
"You cant get a job with tattoos…"
"what would your grandparents say…."
"Body modification is just a trend…"
Stand up for what you believe in.
DO WHAT YOU LOVE
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy